Kentucky Fried Chicken or KFC, it is no longer allowed under United States law to be called so. However the phrase "nobody fucks chickens like Kentucky Fucks Chickens" was allowed in abbreviated form. In Quebec KFC is known as "PFK", despite the fact that, everywhere else in the world, it is still called KFC (including France). This is due to the fact that French Canadians are pussies.
So, researchers at the KFC headquarters (somewhere between China and Iraq) thought of a new way to support man's undying hunger for Christians deep fried in bacon fat. While no one is sure of the official scientific name, we shall call them Mutant Chickens.
KFC suffered a brief slump in profit in 1998 when it was once reported in the London based newspaper My Mate's Cousin Says that KFC chickens were specially bred to have no feet or beaks. KFC responded to the allegations by frying a chicken head complete with beak. For some unknown reason, this did not have the desired effect. The reason why this chicken is good is because they have sex with it before they fry it. Mmmmm... finger-lickin' good.
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